Йа Олёшко ([info]coder_ak) wrote,
@ 2008-12-01 18:02:00
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Минутка йумора

Something freakin hilarious happened in my chemistry class today
i was asking my teacher about the origins of the element "europium"
i said "So, where does eouropium come from?"
my teacher gives me the most confused look ever, and then slowly says "i don't have any opium"

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Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
nope
kool
How well does it handle blacks
I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work

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$4000 for a couch?
you could feed some kid in africa for TEN YEARS for that couch
but could you sit on him afterward?

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Mahnamahnah: mssql is to the linux tech what a butt plug is to the straight guy.......pointless, a laugh or downright offensive and in a nightmare situation a pain in the ass



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[info]sanmai
2008-12-02 12:48 am UTC (link)
имена пропали...

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[info]coder_ak
2008-12-02 06:48 am UTC (link)
Точно, решило, что теги..

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[info]doctorpon
2008-12-02 09:49 am UTC (link)
Про плазму порвало)))

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